These "influencer" pitches I'm getting now make me laugh and laugh.
I can see the conference room conversation:
Boss: "OK Johnson, we gotta sell these yellow braided leather belts…hey what about that guy Ramit?"
Johnson: "Um, I think he talks about money and business."
Boss: "Does he wear leather belts?"
Johnson: "Um, I've actually never seen him wearing a —"
Boss: "WHO WOULD TURN DOWN A FREE BELT?? ONCE HE SEES IT AND POSTS ABOUT US AND TAGS US 3 TIMES AND WRITES ABOUT IT ON HIS NEWSLETTER, WE'LL BE RICH! HE IS THE MAKE-YOU-RICH GUY, RIGHT???"
Now, with 140K followers on Instagram, I'm not that big. But I guess I crossed some mysterious D-list "influencer" level where companies now offer me free stuff (that I do not want). BTW, where were these free things when I had no money and would have actually worn a yellow belt??
Being on the receiving end of these pitches has been great. I get to see, firsthand, the underworld of influencers and deals.
And as I dug deeper, I started to realize a few more things about these offers.
INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER INSIGHT #1: If you win…you lose
If you're hoping to become an influencer and get paid to post stuff, you need 100K+ followers. (There are lots of bigger celebs, but I'm talking about the goals of an ordinary person starting out.)
And yet, here I am with 140,000 followers…and these influencer offers suck!
Imagine I'd spent 2 years hustling and posting pics of beaches and inspirational quotes like "HUSTLE HARD, FLOW EASY," knowing that if I just hit my goal of 100K followers, I'd eventually be getting money thrown at me…
...then imagine what it would feel like to watch my follower # tick up from 99,999 followers…
…and suddenly watch my first "influencer" offer come in — to promote Raid, the bug spray?